23 ‘red flags’ to watch out for when it comes to dating in Colorado
Coloradans are great to date, right? With stereotypes of being adventurous and athletic often holding true, having a Coloradan in your life is sure to be exciting. That said, it’s not all sunshine and roses.
Here’s a list of ‘red flags’ when it comes to dating in Colorado:
- Refuses to acknowledge that flannel is the most sensible form of clothing
- Prefers drinking Bud Light instead of a local craft brew
- Still thinks Rocky Mountain Oysters are seafood
- Refuses to learn how to correctly pronounce Estes Park, Ouray, and Tabegauche
- Opts to use their days off to sit on the couch
- Doesn’t follow ‘best practices’ when it comes to fire safety
- Tosses trash off a ski lift
- Spends more time on their phone during a hike than enjoying nature
- Falls for ‘fake spring’ in mid-February every year
- Blasts music from a speaker while on the trail
- Cheers for the Chiefs
- Finds a ‘ski goggle’ tan-line unappealing
- Doesn’t know the difference between an elk and a deer
- Can’t drive in the snow, but also refuses to get in the right lane while driving slow
- Isn’t prepared for a 30-degree temperature swing throughout a day of hiking
- Bashes ‘transplants’ despite being one themselves
- Has an aversion to green chile
- Directionally challenged despite the many mountains and other natural landmarks in plain sight
- Thinks Chacos are unacceptable footwear for a casual night out
- Thinks well-behaved dogs don’t belong on brewery patios
- Can’t name at least one major peak on their local skyline
- Can’t pitch a tent
- Thinks another state is more beautiful than the one they call home
What’s another ‘red flag’ when it comes to dating a Coloradan? Let us know in the comments.
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