23 ‘red flags’ to watch out for when it comes to dating in Colorado

Coloradans are great to date, right? With stereotypes of being adventurous and athletic often holding true, having a Coloradan in your life is sure to be exciting. That said, it’s not all sunshine and roses.

Here’s a list of ‘red flags’ when it comes to dating in Colorado:

  1. Refuses to acknowledge that flannel is the most sensible form of clothing
  2. Prefers drinking Bud Light instead of a local craft brew
  3. Still thinks Rocky Mountain Oysters are seafood
  4. Refuses to learn how to correctly pronounce Estes Park, Ouray, and Tabegauche
  5. Opts to use their days off to sit on the couch
  6. Doesn’t follow ‘best practices’ when it comes to fire safety
  7. Tosses trash off a ski lift
  8. Spends more time on their phone during a hike than enjoying nature
  9. Falls for ‘fake spring’ in mid-February every year
  10. Blasts music from a speaker while on the trail
  11. Cheers for the Chiefs
  12. Finds a ‘ski goggle’ tan-line unappealing
  13. Doesn’t know the difference between an elk and a deer
  14. Can’t drive in the snow, but also refuses to get in the right lane while driving slow
  15. Isn’t prepared for a 30-degree temperature swing throughout a day of hiking
  16. Bashes ‘transplants’ despite being one themselves
  17. Has an aversion to green chile
  18. Directionally challenged despite the many mountains and other natural landmarks in plain sight
  19. Thinks Chacos are unacceptable footwear for a casual night out
  20. Thinks well-behaved dogs don’t belong on brewery patios
  21. Can’t name at least one major peak on their local skyline
  22. Can’t pitch a tent
  23. Thinks another state is more beautiful than the one they call home

What’s another ‘red flag’ when it comes to dating a Coloradan? Let us know in the comments.

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